October 2011
2 posts
i dreamed that the three of us tried ecstasy in your basement.  the colors were too bright and i got tired, so i watched you and b like i do when we smoke.  you were just as funny as you are when you’re high.  e got mad at us because we didn’t share with her, even though you don’t know her.  then she disappeared, and the three of us curled up and watched adventure time.  i was warm, and the dream...
Oct 8th
Note
I’ve had this domain (thesearemydreams.net) for two years now, but it’s expiring soon and I’ve chosen not to renew it. If you follow on Tumblr you shouldn’t notice any change, but sometime within the next few days thesearemydreams.net will go down and thesearemydreams.tumblr.com will be the sole URL for this site. The submission page is changing to...
Oct 7th
September 2011
2 posts
The dream started with me and my friend walking through this huge multi-roomed mansion. My buddy was reluctant to stray from the group we were with, but I wanted to explore. We went down a flight of stairs with a door on the landing. I opened the door and went through. On the other side was a bunch of bedrooms. I instantly knew, somehow, that I wasn’t supposed to be here. A bunch of Indian (not...
Sep 30th
IN the first part of my dream, I was standing around with one of my friends, when all of a sudden, we heard a T-rex coming. We ran down the street, looking for a car we could take. We hopped in a SUV and took off. The T-rex followed us. I tired to shake him by crashing through back yards, taking out all kinds of fences. But eventually we got corned, and the T-rex caught up. Everything reset, and...
Sep 29th
August 2011
3 posts
I’m going down a road in my neighborhood at night, toward what would normally be just a steep hill, but now is a huge cliff, overlooking a huge sprawling city. It seems like every light in the city is on. I remember thinking that I really wish I had my camera to take a picture. 
Aug 23rd
It started as one of my usual, hated dreams of myself being back, stuck at highschool. I had an idea of what was going to go on, I’ve done this so many times before, dream of being sent back. It can be annoying no doubt. But soon I see one of my old friends which I’m very happy about, so much I toss aside everything else on my mind. I force myself to be with him, making sure to hold on, control...
Aug 22nd
In the first part of the dream, I’m going to the ATM with my brother. I walk up to the ATM and there’s this old lady standing off to the side. I ask her if she needs anything, and she just mumbles. I shrug and swipe my card in the ATM. As soon as I do that the old lady pulls a gun on me and tells me to take out all the money I can. I swear at her, but hit the max withdraw button. A huge wad of...
Aug 22nd
July 2011
4 posts
In the first part of the dream, I’m in the large grass field with rows and rows of campers and very small houses. I come up to one of the very small houses. It’s just a bit wider than the door leading into it. I somehow know this place once belonged to my parents. I walk in side and find that there is a bed on the far end, and a book shelf. The carpet is green. I go over and look at the book...
Jul 22nd
It started as an argument with a guy at my college I find extremely pretentious and transphobic, but quickly escalated.  He bit off one of my toes.  Then he turned into a dog.  A whippet.
Jul 18th
One of my friends from school was like a 13 year old Catholic school Andy Warhol and I was walking through one of her exhibitions. I was totally naked, and trying to figure out if my friend was transgender so I could refer to them by the right pronouns. The most vivid part of this is how young we were.
Jul 17th
whatever so i’m with my ex-boyfriend, whom you resemble by the way, whatever whatever, and we’re hanging out in my car and after a really long time i suddenly realize that he no longer has a right hand. HOW DID I NOT NOTICE i think, and then i wake up and remember that this little corner of the web exists. so heeeere
Jul 17th
June 2011
2 posts
I had a dream that I was late to a work meeting with my boss because I couldn’t find any clothes that fit.  He was outside the house waiting and I was running from room to room, looking for something decent and a salmon colored shirt but all the jeans I could find belonged to my son.  We were going on a long journey somewhere as a group for this meeting and I was holding up about 50 people with my...
Jun 9th
what does it mean, when you dream about your dad hanging from a tree dead?
Jun 9th
February 2011
3 posts
i was in a bar,having a drink with my friend,then he entered the room.in black plain shirt,and i was asking him why he is late for the event but he just continue doing his thing.then i woke up.and txted him,asked him what is he doing while im asleep and what is he wearing,to my surprise he was wearing and doing the same thing like in my dream.
Feb 22nd
It was the late 70s and I was shooting heroin with a bunch of early SNL cast members when Lorne Michaels showed up and asked me to audition
Feb 21st
i was riding a banana leaf,and i went sliding down the hill,i love the way the sunset touches my skin,then at the end of that ride,i went to the boardwalk,by the beach,sat on the board walk and waited for the sun to set.
Feb 21st
January 2011
3 posts
I’m new in town, though I’m not totally sure what town it is, and I call a drug dealer whose number I get from a friend, but she won’t talk to me because I don’t know the password, so I wander the streets of my neighborhood until I happen upon the friend who gave me the number and she tells me that the password is “Lillies.” So I arrange a meeting with the drug...
Jan 31st
I’m running down a hill, jumping to grab digital food pieces out of the air. It is a race and I collect the most food and win twice in a row. For winning I get a dinner cooked for me by a TV chef, and Hanna,who came second, gets a voucher for a restaurant. We have a dilemma because we were going to eat out together that evening, so I turn down the chef.
Jan 30th
In the first part of the dream, I’m in some kind of boat race with my friend. We’re in a big red speed boat, driving around a river type are. We pass a little sailboat, and I jump into that. I start racing the sailboat, and for some reason I have to go into this concrete tunnel thing. I remember thinking that it was going to be slow going because there would be no wind. So I begin to paddle...
Jan 30th
December 2010
4 posts
I am laying in a field of golden grass when I woke. I look around and the mixture of purples and oranges in the sky somehow blend into the grass I am laying upon. There is one tree, about the size of two average people tall. It is crooked and dark. I can feel the pain and sorrow within the tree and begin to weep. I finally realize that the tree is no longer there and I am once again alone in the...
Dec 31st
A friend of mine, a comedian, she gets her own show greenlighted by Comedy Central. It’s kind of a wacky fantasy show based on her life, really funny, she hires me as a writer and the job pays pretty well and I get my name out there and the pilot airs and everybody loves it, except at some point somebody in the writers’ room suggests that the character based on me gets eaten by some...
Dec 24th
I was in a large jumbo jet, talking with a friend. I was listening to the pilot talk to another passenger about something. The passenger wasn’t understanding what he was trying to say, and the pilot got frustrated and put the plane on auto pilot. The pilot went back and opened one of the doors to prove his point. I felt the air pressure in the plane drop, and cold wind sweep in. I chuckled as the...
Dec 23rd
I’m driving down the street. A female friend is in the back seat in the car in front of me, dressed as a nun, looking at me. 
Dec 23rd
October 2010
3 posts
I’m walking with my friend josh along a railroad track. We were there for a wedding or something. I decide that we should help out by releasing the breaks on the two train cars. So we go in both and pull on a big lever that we think are the breaks. But when we pull the lever on the second car, it shoots off down the tracks. Some guy sticks his head out of the first car and tells us we ruined the...
Oct 13th
last night i had a dream my dad liked my status on facebook but he doesn’t have a facebook, this made me want to delete mine.
Oct 13th
This was probably one of the longest dreams I’ve ever had, but it’s gonna be brief here cause I forgot a lot of the details. The dream starts off with me talking to my ex and two of her friends. She’s telling me how she’s going away to college. I feel like crying when she says that. I guess it’s worth mentioning that she broke up with me, not the other way around. I go home, and I do start...
Oct 8th
September 2010
2 posts
A while ago, I dreamt I was hugging my father and he wouldn’t let go and I just knew that he was dying for some reason. He just held me tight and the embrace got weaker and weaker until he let go and then I woke up. I called my dad in about half a second. He is alive :) 
Sep 22nd
last night i had a dream i got my friends dad in secret, weird.
Sep 21st
August 2010
1 post
I dreamed I was at a bus stop, stoned, trying to hide it.  I was with my German tutor and his poodle.  (In real life he doesn’t have a poodle.)  Then my dad got there, and so did Captain Metropolis from Watchmen, who explained he was my grandfather.  And my dad gave me the impression he’d had a really shitty upbringing and Captain Metropolis didn’t seem to care very much.
Aug 9th
July 2010
3 posts
I dreamt I took karate lessons from Nick Nolte.
Jul 10th
I dreamt I went thrift shopping with Kurt Cobain.
Jul 10th
My friends and I were given the task of creating three new hotdog recipes.  The first two we came up with were pretty normal.  For the third, we had written down its ingredients and one of them was lightning. We went out to go find some lightning.
Jul 7th
June 2010
7 posts
I dreamt that I was standing out side a large, two story house. The sky is dark, but with a ring of red all along the horizon. Suddenly, four men on horseback come charging by, firing at the house. I pick up my Springfield carbine, and try to use my Dead Eye power. It doesn’t work, so I’m forced to take them out manually. I nail the leader as they come around for another pass, and the rest ride...
Jun 29th
I punched him in the mouth. As he lied there, I took all the rings off of his fingers. 
Jun 28th
This wasn’t so much a dream as an experience. My family and I were on a trip some time ago, and we stayed at a hotel one night. I was sleeping on a cot with my back to the door. Sometime during the night I woke up and felt what I can only describe as a presence behind me. The most horrifying and paralyzing sense of fear washed over me. I’ve never been so terrified in my life. It only lasted for a...
Jun 28th
I was in what was supposedly my Illustration classroom, but it looked almost like an old ceramics shop I used to attend as a kid. There were no windows, and a large blackboard covered the entire front wall. There was a large teacher’s desk directly in front of it, but all the shelves/ drawers on it were facing the room instead of the teacher. There were also almost no student desks in the room....
Jun 11th
I was in a used bookshop that was evil and tried to tempt you into staying forever.  I really wanted to fuck the owner’s son.  There were two owners, both women.  I ended up trying to smoke a cigarette through a holder and a banana, at which I did not succeed and didn’t know why.
Jun 11th
Every night I dream the same thing, in different variations. There’s always a friend that needs taking somewhere. And it’s usually my friend Polly. It’s always urgent and I always take her outside and we jump in my parents’ car. (I don’t have my own car.) So we always get to the destination, and Polly gets out, and it’s at this point that I realise I’ve stolen my parents car. So I send them a very...
Jun 7th
NOTE:  I have never been introduced to my boyfriends parents.  From what I can remember about the dream, I had planted seeds all over a backyard.  The bushes and backyard grew into a jungle.  The jungle like backyard was approx. knee deep. There were little creatures also in this “Jungle” .. I ran thru the jungle, and was bitten by this one little creature.. when I arrive to a safe place I...
Jun 7th
May 2010
1 post
It was the eve of a major school presentation I had to do, and obviously I was quietly freaking out at my bed. When I’m nearly nearly sleeping, my cell phone starts vibrating due to low battery. But that wasn’t how my dozy brain took it: I half-awake dreamt I was receiving messages from the school copy center, telling me how everything my work group left to photocopy was getting out wrong.
May 16th
April 2010
5 posts
I was in love with someone, but I didn’t see who. Then they turned into an alien from the movie Avatar.
Apr 26th
In my dream, I was hanging out with my boyfriend and we were walking along a road. I looked away for a minute and when I turned back he was gone! All that was there was a thick, white fog. I looked every where for my boyfriend and I couldn’t find him, all I could see was the fog. My alarm went off right after that. 
Apr 23rd
1 note
Last night, I dreamt that I withdrew all my money from my bank account and used it to buy the biggest, best bottle of red wine I could find. I then lit a few candles sat in my bathtub and drank it slowly while listening to a record before opening a few veins and dying comfortably in my own home.
Apr 20th
I dreamt that I was Jenny from Gossip Girl, and Agnes came over because my parents were out of town. We went into my bedroom and there was this creepy little man hiding under my bed, so I asked Agnes to get some drugs from him. She did, and he gave us each a bag of colorful pills. Agnes only took two, but I decided I wanted more, so I took half the bag. Then we put on Hell Raiser and I started to...
Apr 9th
My girlfriend was a French-Italian gangster. They specialized in the drug trade, mainly heroin and cocaine, and were quite successful at it. They were based out of Paris. I took no part in any of it, but rather just knew about it, but didn’t think that much about it. The main sequence of the dream was in the Palace of Versailles, where my girlfriend with her two dream sisters were sorting cocaine...
Apr 9th
March 2010
8 posts
my best friend suddenly looked exactly like cher circa 1980 and would pose dramatically in front of various pillars and balconies whenever i tried to talk to her, and then tried to jump off of the roof of a mall.
Mar 30th
I was at the top of a round circular stone tower, the sort of thing people are trapped in in fairy tales. I knew I’d done something wrong but not what. Footsteps started to come up the stairs and the door opened to reveal two female friends of mine although I don’t remember who. One of them told me I’d killed Jude and she was really angry whilst the other was nervous, just wanting us to get along....
Mar 27th
A guy bought a motorhome but had to turn around and sell it immediately. Before he’d ever driven it out of the parking lot. The salesman, the man and a female prospective buyer were standing in the RV, negotiating. The salesman told the woman it’d be 2999, the guy who had bought it said “that is what I paid for it too, $299,000.” But the salesman corrected him and said, “No. For her it is $2,999…...
Mar 25th
May all people feel loved and share love.
Mar 23rd
This isn’t really a dream, but a sleep walking dream. I woke up in the middle of the night, thinking I was a web designer and trying to explain to a client why I didn’t offer a certain design. I remember going to the bathroom, trying to figure out his options on building his website. My hands was making gestures, kind of like I was measuring. I was doing some serious thinking. After I got out of...
Mar 16th